scp 999999

Description: SCP-999-J is an overweight, Caucasian, balding male devoid of all clothing beyond that of a Speedo brand pair of swim briefs, henceforth to be referred to as SCP-999-J-1. scp 3008 script SCP-999-J is capable of teleporting onto any bed, although it appears he prefers them to be occupied. scp 867